woof woof- I know thats a cat so what?
Hello, I am Mot, I like you
woof woof
Like most of the puppies and dogs in the whole wide world, I have a master. As a matter a fact, I have a great master. She bathe me,feed me, shower me with tender loving care the whole TLC business. Oh! My master even bought me toys. I love my master till death. I know I did bite her quite a few time but Hey! That's love.
My master work in this thing the human called, and I quote "aeroplane". Seriously if you ask me? I really am not convinced that tons of metal can fly. "aeroplane" can fly...pfft yeah right. A few of my friends told me they flew in this aeroplane thing a few times. I seriously think their master must've feed them with expired Pedigree. You do know what Pedigree is right? It's food for god sake!!Where have you been?! Duh...
Usually my master put on her make up before she goes to work. She also put on this thing not too different from a Unicorn horn thing on her head but it is made of her own hair and it is not as sharp as the Unicorn's and its blunt. One very important thing to remember when master put on her a-la "blunt unicorn hair horn thing" is not to,and I repeat never ever, ever ever, ever ever ever mess it up. She said it is not funny. I did try once and... I don't think I wanna talk about it...
Oh and master said she wanna get preggy and she don't wanna work. Well I don't actually understand what work is but I bark anyway for moral support.
woof woof!!
something like that. You didn't get that? ok ok one more time
Woof Woof!! Got it? cool.
Master is always full of TLC when she goes to visit the flying metal thing but when she come back from work she's always full of stories and surprises.
After her flight, sometime she chat with me and sometime she rather be quiet. She told me of her tales operating the flying metal thing,which from now on we shall call it aeroplane. She told me of her "passengers" which actually are people that sit in the aeroplane to go from point A to point B and sometime to point C as well.
Once in a while if she is too tired, she won't be as lovey as I would want her to be but thats okay I know she is very tired and not in the mood to do anything. I have that feelings too after playing for the whole day.
It is actually, sometimes very tiring living as a dog you know. We dogs will love our master 5 fold over for every 1 time you human love us. That's what human says a ratio of 1 : 5 profit margin. Hey I watch Bloomberg too okay!! We dog are expected to be loyal, faithful and on our toes at all time. Sometime if my master like to play fetch, I have to obey even if I don't feel like it for the day but that's really okay cos I really love my master. I live by this one rule which is this,
If comes a day when you tell yourself eer I mean youdog, maybe I'll think about it later or maybe I'll do it later when it is regarding you master's wishes or comfort, you are taking your master for granted.
You should never, never ever, ever ever, break your doggy oath which is, you should never, never ever,ever ever stop loving your master.
Thats why, if you look around you, my kind, the doggy kind, will never leave their master. Even if their master kick em, beat em with a stick, forgot about them, sometime forgot to feed em, curse at them, a punching bag for master's martial art training, forgot about their comfort, sometime left us by the roadside thousand of miles away just to get rid of us, STILL we managed to find our way home. Rain or shine, cloudy or thunder banging...why?
Because we love you master, so much and we understand that giving so much love doesn't mean we will get back what we gave out.
woof woof
and you think your life is hard?
think again
woof
