a dog's life

woof woof- I know thats a cat so what?

Hello, I am Mot, I like you

woof woof

Like most of the puppies and dogs in the whole wide world, I have a master. As a matter a fact, I have a great master. She bathe me,feed me, shower me with tender loving care the whole TLC business. Oh! My master even bought me toys. I love my master till death. I know I did bite her quite a few time but Hey! That's love.

My master work in this thing the human called, and I quote "aeroplane". Seriously if you ask me? I really am not convinced that tons of metal can fly. "aeroplane" can fly...pfft yeah right. A few of my friends told me they flew in this aeroplane thing a few times. I seriously think their master must've feed them with expired Pedigree. You do know what Pedigree is right? It's food for god sake!!Where have you been?! Duh...

Usually my master put on her make up before she goes to work. She also put on this thing not too different from a Unicorn horn thing on her head but it is made of her own hair and it is not as sharp as the Unicorn's and its blunt. One very important thing to remember when master put on her a-la "blunt unicorn hair horn thing" is not to,and I repeat never ever, ever ever, ever ever ever mess it up. She said it is not funny. I did try once and... I don't think I wanna talk about it...

Oh and master said she wanna get preggy and she don't wanna work. Well I don't actually understand what work is but I bark anyway for moral support.

woof woof!!

something like that. You didn't get that? ok ok one more time

Woof Woof!! Got it? cool.

Master is always full of TLC when she goes to visit the flying metal thing but when she come back from work she's always full of stories and surprises.

After her flight, sometime she chat with me and sometime she rather be quiet. She told me of her tales operating the flying metal thing,which from now on we shall call it aeroplane. She told me of her "passengers" which actually are people that sit in the aeroplane to go from point A to point B and sometime to point C as well.

Once in a while if she is too tired, she won't be as lovey as I would want her to be but thats okay I know she is very tired and not in the mood to do anything. I have that feelings too after playing for the whole day.

It is actually, sometimes very tiring living as a dog you know. We dogs will love our master 5 fold over for every 1 time you human love us. That's what human says a ratio of 1 : 5 profit margin. Hey I watch Bloomberg too okay!! We dog are expected to be loyal, faithful and on our toes at all time. Sometime if my master like to play fetch, I have to obey even if I don't feel like it for the day but that's really okay cos I really love my master. I live by this one rule which is this,

If comes a day when you tell yourself eer I mean youdog, maybe I'll think about it later or maybe I'll do it later when it is regarding you master's wishes or comfort, you are taking your master for granted.

You should never, never ever, ever ever, break your doggy oath which is, you should never, never ever,ever ever stop loving your master.

Thats why, if you look around you, my kind, the doggy kind, will never leave their master. Even if their master kick em, beat em with a stick, forgot about them, sometime forgot to feed em, curse at them, a punching bag for master's martial art training, forgot about their comfort, sometime left us by the roadside thousand of miles away just to get rid of us, STILL we managed to find our way home. Rain or shine, cloudy or thunder banging...why?

Because we love you master, so much and we understand that giving so much love doesn't mean we will get back what we gave out.

woof woof

and you think your life is hard?

think again

woof

5th

Hello bet!

It's 5th again. A year in 30 days

Happy anniversary !

God I love you


- MoBet was here -

trapped rat

Here I am 40000 feet up the air trapped like a sick rat.

I love my job. Really do. I love it with all my heart.

Just that after playing 2nd fiddle for about 10 years,

I think it's time to earn another stripe.

Didn't expect I would be craving for it so much.

Watching my buddies earn their stripe makes

me more determined to earn mine. Trial by fire?

...Why the hell not.

On the way to far west today.

Fasting month. Yeah.

It's kinda difficult to EAT.

What's the biggie you said?

Now let see... 4 of us today including me.

Chief is eager as hell. Flew with him quite a number of time.

Presenting...Mr I know everything, his best buddy is me myself and I and I.

Yeah I said it twice on purpose.

Right wing is Mr softie,

cunt ( no it's not a typo and you know it ) even understand a word he said.

Too soft. Way too soft. Kinda irritating after a while.

My chief is plain actor. You can see through people like this.

Pretending they know what's going on but they don't

and just now the ship was rocking

immediately he activate the 1st chief.

Come on man. Command the boat damn it!!

He is the worst kind I think.

Why? The worst kind is the one that think :

a. they're funny but they're not.

dude, nobody wanna hear your stupid not so funny joke. duh

b. one that think they're born cool. oh Please

c. I can list more but we wouldn't want to puke on the keyboard now do we?

Last but not least... The trapped rat, momot.

Sleepy,

thirsty,

hungry and horny.

Oh and angry too.

Oh did I mentioned all of them are fasting?

I don't know why nowadays my fuse,

my working fuse is getting shorter and shorter.

I get irritated easily.

Asked for black coffee but instead I got a coffee white.

Asked for leave but rejected without prejudice.

Wanna make the missus Bebet aka the wife,

happy by planning a holiday on our anniversary

but instead got rejected.

What the fuck is wrong with all these people?

They are in a service industry and yet they don't listen and they don't deliver.

Why ?!

Fuck all

Breathing in now and counting to 10

Remember about the 240z that I mentioned last time we met?

A friend traced the registration.

It's not a Datsun but instead...

*drum roll*

a proton. What the Fu...

Yeah I had the same reaction too.

So, for the umpteen time, mission aborted.

Sigh ...

I really have to let this Z dream of mine go.

It's just doesn't make sense.

I bet it is easier to find a pink elephant than this bloody Z.

Sorry Z I'm not mad at you nor to you Datsun

I'm just FUCKING PISSING MAD AT PROTON for making this happen.

Errr proton?

What has all this got to do with Proton?

It's because of this bloody car rip off company that

the Malaysian car industry is fucked up beyond any recognition ...

Yeah fubar that's what Malaysian car industry is... FUBAR

See I'm angry again

Deep breathing and counting to 10...

Fuck all

till then

- momot & Bebet was here -

5th again :)

bebet!

it's 5th already and few days from now, we're gonna be in south of brooklyn.

Short getaway would be fun yeah. god i hope we will last till the end.

I love you Bet

happy anniversary :)

hugs

My god it's one year already?

Last year today you're with me and we are on our way to Rome :) things unfold over there and look where we are today? Happy as ever if not more.

I'm glad you gave me the chance to redeem myself and have the faith in me.

I pray that we will be as in love today for many years to come and, I hope you are too.

Happy pre anniversary bebet.

God I'm so in love with you :)

Oh! I'm so looking forward to our getaway to south of Brooklyn hehe next week hehe

Love u so much

Datsun Fairlady 240z

First question. What is a Datsun Fairlady 240Z? I can yak yak yak and con you and bluff but the full info is here :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_S30

as for my explanation, what is 240Z to me? A life long obsession. The ultimate Z, THE Fairlady...

Yea I know. In my previous post I did mention that I had enough of oldschool. Well, actually not entirely so. I still get turn on with the sight of old cars. Well, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck one duh!!! It's just there, you can suppress it but it just won't go away... just like a bloody itch

Few days ago I was on the phone with one of my oldschool buddy, Lord. He's from Perak and worked in Kuala Lumpur almost all his adult life. He somehow was posted to Kuching a year ago and happily planted himself there until now. What's the big deal about Lord? If you're into oldschool, be it continental or japs, and you need impossible parts, this is the guy you need.

We talked about parts that I needed him to post for me on ebay and he suggested me to swap a pair of 240z fender mirror with the one that I need for my Toyota Starlet KP 60 ( if at any point all these looks like gibberish to you, ask mister google okay ) and suddenly he cracked a joke...

"unless you wanna use it on a 240z haha"

"damn bro don't tell me you found one?!" I answered half shouted

At that moment, my heart was pumping like the 1st time I stripped myself naked in front of a lady... and replaying that nice piece of body in my head. Oh that first touch...HEY! this is not porn!! Well back to the story. I waited for his reply which lasted like an eternity... and I KNOW he really love the suspense...

"yeah bro I found one allright. Unfortunately the previous owner changed the rear lamp with Skyline's. Other than that everything looks intact. "

O.M.G

This is the 5th time this lady fell on to my lap. The first few ones I got either overtook by some other potential buyer, I got burned half way through the deal or it's a dead car. What is a dead car? No documents. Thats a dead car. kaputt,zip, nadaa, matikudasai, ziltch, nyet...

One classic case, I think the third offer, a friend who is so into Minis went all the way to Penang Island to hunt for an Mazda Rx7 Savannah. Upon reaching the garage he was greeted by one old Chinese Uncle. Lets just call him Mister Bruce Lee just for the fun of it hehe. They arrived earlier than agreed and Mister Bruce was having his breakfast. While waiting for him to finish, he asked my friend to have a look at the Rx7. Typical of a car hunter, instead of heading straight to the car he went around and went snooping for other car that the old man owns. Half way through he noticed a car half covered under an old car cover peeking at him. Gleaming under the morning sun, a chrome bumper calling him. Slowly as if was called by the car he uncover the car and was surprised by the sight infront of him.

It's a bloody Datsun 260 2 + 2 !! ( wtf is that? Its a Datsun Fairlady 4 seater you dork. Told you to google didn't I?) In all it's glory complete emblems and part and under a shed. He didn't even blink.

"You can have that too if you want" Mister Bruce Lee broke the silence. " Can't even sell it. People say it's expensive. 2 door some more. Rather than let it rot I'll let you have it cheap cheap"

Shaking his head " say your offer and maybe we can deal? " my friend answered. Mister Bruce Lee grinned proudly showing his gold tooth with the statement.

As they were about to leave Rozly noticed another car besides the covered 260z and asked Mister Bruce.

" what's that?"

"That? that car is jinxed. Been trying to sell it since 1980 when I first got it. These people ah,they don't even know a sports car even if the car hit them in the face."

" Then bos? You just leave it there?"

" Ya laaaa! As a matter a fact, I don't even remember I own it until you point it to me " Mister Bruce Lee half shouting. Too excited. Reaching for his Benson & Hedges he motioned to my friend " aiyah! open it la "

Rosly slowly remove the piles of old Nanyang Siang Pau dated more than 20 years ago. A few old rims on top of the car, few more carton boxes with old receipts later and finally revealing...

a shiny 240z emblem...

Rozly didn't breathe. He can't. Unable to. slowly whispering, "what the..."

Once again Mister Lee broke the silence " Ya now i remember, it's a fairlady. You can have that one too la. I dont want it.Cheap cheap. Let me get the papers and you have a look ok"

Leaving Rozly alone with the car. It is the most complete specimen of the Legendary Z. All glass,rubber, panels emblems is there. He then took a few pictures and shoot me a text saying he has found what I'm looking for.

My reaction? I'll come to that.

After concluding his deal with Mister Bruce he immediately shot me a text about the finding. Thing is, I'm in frankfurt.

Damn.

I asked him to MMS or email the pic to me but his phone is MMS incapable and he is in a hurry for another meeting. So put yourself in my shoe. Would you trust the words of someone who is not into Japs tin, a super-expert in Minis and only look at Japs tin with one eye saying he found a barnyard mint 240z?

I know. Same here. I don't think so too.

He told me he got a copy of the green card and it says 240z. I'm still not convinced. So I kinda told him I'll get back to him when I'm back in Kay El which is in another 3 days. The opening price of the car? 18k. Cheap ain't it? That's the longest 72 hours in my life.

It was a late sunday afternoon, I remembered and it was drizzling. Gave Rozly a shout in his garage and out of his pocket, he showed me the copy of the green card. I was really excited with the prospect of owning a piece history. We then tried to give Mister Bruce Lee a call and since it's a sunday I honestly don't expect him to pick up the call. I then told Rozly we'll try to call him tomorrow and if the car is still there, we'll board the next available flight to Bayan Lepas and get it.

I still can't believe it's a genuine Z. God damn!

It's 9 am and the phone is ringing like a mad Ice cream salesman.

" Mot? Hey it's Rozly"

"Oh hey whudup bro. Still kinda groggy here."

"yeah I noticed hehe. Hey man hmm I managed to talk to Bruce, and hmm he just sold off the Z to a guy from Johore for 28G. so I guess we kinda missed it by a few minutes eh."

"WHAT?! How? When?"

"It's yesterday man. The guy basically camped in front of the shop and when he flashed the cash guess Bruce totally forgot about us"

"Don't tell me he drove the car?" I'm wide awake by then.

"we'll Bruce drop a new battery and with a few crank the engine actually starts. Yup no joke bro. "

After that I was unable to make what Rozly said over the phone. I was broken hearted. A lot of what ifs run through my head. Then to cure my broken heart, i said to myself...

If it's meant to be yours, it wil be yours... if not, don't sulk over it...

After that there ware a few more false claim 260z 2 + 2 and even a few 280z... until today...

" So are you interested?" Lord's question brought me back to reality.

"you bet."

Lord is going to pay the guy a visit this weekend. I'm kinda don't actually know what to do. This will be the last push I guess.

Why this car is special? Cos if she is a human being, she is one hell of a cock teaser I tell you. lol. I hope this time the Z will be mine.

Let's pray for that together shall we?

Amin

Oh did I tell you I managed to track Bruce's Z? Wanna know what happened to the lady? The bloody guy removed all the interiors and plonk in an R34 engine. Sad isn't it? Oh not to mention he even install a roll cage. what a waste.

Sigh

Finally

Finally moto2 proposed.

And cicci said... No0o0o0o...

Duh, of course she said YES :)

But there are issues that need to be iron out.

As you already know it is not easy to iron out the creases with a dry iron.

They both need steam iron but unfortunately none is around nor is a cup of water to wet the shirt for ease of iron.

Something tells me this is gonna be one hell of a ride.

Anyways I wish you luck moto2. This is the 10th year we are friends. I pray for more years to come. And I pray for your happiness too mate.

Bebet.

Where is Bebet ? I miss my Bebet. Just can't have enough of her. We're gonna try for lil mot soon. Hope everything will be okay. Bebet needs her rest. Enough with going to work already!!! Bebet needs to be pampered and I quote "pigs out" lol. No matter what size you're in Bet, I still love you.

Oh, have I told you about the weather? The bloody storm have passed and it's been fair weather for quite a while now. Which is, by the way, VERY pleasing. More time to enjoy the sun and less time hiding from the thunder and lightning with bowling ball sized hail storm mind you.

Alhamdulilah

Oh Bali!!

Bali is ... G R E A T!! as always

where on earth can you go to a place without burning a hole in your pocket? But this time it's different. Been to a few temple that I skipped the last time I was here. And this time Bebet is with me. She slept a lot along the way though which I don't mind :) at all

Cicci and moto had lil baby fights along the way, well, even in paradise people still look for hell cos they're so used to it I guess.lol it's paradise for god sake!! Hehe

Last day finally arrives and we headed home with very heavy hearts. All in all it is a good trip and maybe next time, if there is one, I will do the arranging of lodging and transportation. It is more satisfying that way :)

Cheerio, till then.

- momot & Bebet -