Wednesday, November 03, 2010

T minus 2

Hello I know I skipped a few T minuses but hey! I'm back.

Was in the city of LA few days ago. Bought 3 ipads for sis, bebet and moi. Nuff said I'm really happy with the purchase. And here I am using it for mobet's world.

Oh my 2nd 4 stripes is soooooo irritating the whole day yesterday. We were at this special forces watch shop and this gurl, Jasmine, attended to my 4 stripes, let's just not get ourselves confused and just call him sunflower. So, Sunflower wanted to get a titanium watch but this 2nd stripes, we shall christen him terrorist, literally stole Sun's spotlight and was trying for Jasmine attention. How fucked up can that be? Very much I can say. So Sun keep on calling this gal for Q and A. I just don't get it man.

What ticked me off is the following incidents...

" are these watches for special forces?"

" yes they are but we do provide for the general consumers as well " Jasmine answered

Drum rolls...

The badigol asked later " so do you have watches for terrorists ? "

Like they say in Malay...kepala hotak Lu la mat...

They are a few things you shouldn't be kidding about when you're in the states. Which are terrorist, bomb, guns, Islam and a few more that I can't recall. It ain't funny

The badigol later joke about buying guns. If you put one and one together this guy should be in Guantanamo by now but hey! Stupid people would never get caught. Nuff said

Www then went to this shopping arcade by Melrose. It is called The Grove. From there we went to a few blocks away to get Sun's PowerBook battery. It's cheaper here by the way, cost twitch as much in Malaysia. On route to the apple reseller we passed by a few streets with a very strong Hebrew culture. Saw some halls with Hebrew written on the walls and some synagogue. And this badigol actually kid about yelling " I hate Jews! ". At first we thought he was pulling our legs. A few minutes later he actually wind down his window and yell the above chant and we literally jump and fucked him for that.

Dude, it ain't funny. You're so fucked up dude.

This badigol has a few Koi. No you don't eat koi. It's just not right. Eer do you know what Koi is? It's a very expensive pet fish. He keeps on telling us about his koi. Dude, I don't care nor give a fuck about your koi. He wS looking for koi shop in LA. Duh, I guess he just wanna show to the whites that he knew more. This guy has this " I just have got to impress " sickness. He conversation is all about 3 guys and 3 guys only which is, Me, Myself and I. I know you met a few of this sickos throughout your life. They're just making me wanna puke blood. Sick to the tummy.

It's getting late and it's also rush hour. Moto-moto drove for about 1 hour to our next destination - the buryani shop. Which is the next thing on my list.

What's with Asian must eat rice thing? I just don't get it dude. It's curry and rice that's it. You are in LA! Have some burger, have some steak. And here you are driving to an unfriendly neighborhood to have ... Drum rolls...cymbals clashing! Buryani... Duh

Last itenary of the day is Target, bought like tons of candies for Bebet. It's Halloween! So candies are by the tonne here and it's bloody c.h.e.a.p.

We went back to the hotel after that. Tired and shagged.

Good night LA

I shall return.

Redux

Despite all the above yaking, I did enjoy the trip after all. Been on the road with a bunch of guys really brings out the bad, or worst in you. Makes you wonder about those guys that you perceived as cool. Are they really cool or they're just another badigol in disguise.







~ it's a mobet's world ~

Bebet

Pejam celik pejam celik ( that's in a blink of an eye you mat salleh!!! Hehehe ) it's already a year. Time is moving at warp speed. It doesn't fly. They lied to you.

We went to Bali ( yes, again ;) so I love the place so much ) for our anniversary. This time only the 2 of us and my god... It is so peaceful, fun and more fun. Doesn't matter that we didn't do anything just cruising along and doing nothing but cuddling and rediscover each other.

Gosh has it really been a year? This time last year we were just married and I was really wondering then, what would happen one year from now... Alhamdulilah, thank god we are still intoxicatingly " people see you wanna puke public exhibition of affectionish " in love, Bebet is more cool headed and a more patience Bebet. What else could I ask for? I'm lucky alhamdulilah syukran :)

Morale of the story, as long as you have a will for it, god will show you the way. Be it robbing a bank, being faithful, a reformed man whore... Heheh

Bebet, I want you to know, I love you so much. May god grant us many more years to come and many little ones

Amen

~ it's a mobet's world ~

Addict

I can't stop checking bbm from you.
I can't stop texting you
I can't stop thinking about you
I can't stop myself from thinking what to buy for you

I want to be with you...
25 hours a day,
8 days a week and
13 months in a year
I still believe I am definitely not your stalker although I'm like your shadows nowadays

I don't feel comfortable knowing you're alone at home
I don't feel good knowing you're unhappy about things
I don't feel good knowing you're in pain

I love to make you laugh
although most of the time I laugh louder and longer than you
and it's my joke anyways...

I pray to god we will age together
I pray for your health
I pray you will be happy with me

I hope you will remember me when I'm gone
I hope the last face that I will gaze is your face if it's my time to go

I love you with all my heart.

Love you bebet :)

~ it's a mobet's world ~

T minus 7 days

Planned for an outing today but hell it rained the whole day. And I don't wanna wet my crocs hehehe

Moto moto fly first today. I hope everything will be okay. Pray to god no major drama. I dread to think about the 14 hours plus flight time on the way back to Taipei in a few days. You bloody typhoon go far far away!!!

I don't actually that eager to buy anything from Taipei actually. Saving all the cash or USA!! Hehehe I know I know. Can't wait to get that iPad for bebet oh... My sweet bebet I miss her so much.




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T minus 8 days

I can sense bebet is not happy this morning. Sayang Dia.

I'm by the way on the first day of my 8 days trip. Kuala Lumpur to Taipei to Los Angeles and back. Kinda heavy hearted though. I'm gonna be in LA for 3 nights and then short nite in Taipei.

This trip is with a few buddies. Both of the four stripes are buddies so, in a way should be okay. But then again, business is business. Work ethic must be maintained at all time.

One of the four stripes told me his life stories. His eldest pet is 13 years old and the other is 10. He's not too happy with his ring buddy. Told me how his ring buddy who was a " unicorn of the sky" before they became ring buddy wanted to work again after a long while cos most of her friends lose their ring. But why? She answered... Just in case she lost her ring too. My four stripes do not find that amusing at all. I can imagine if it happen to me as well. It's actually a power of suggestion. How so? It's like this. Say you're happily married. Suddenly one day, a thought, an evil thought come to mind... Whispering stuff like, what would happen to me if he/she leave me?

Oh, the sacred ring.

Thing is, bad thoughts are like cancer in your system. It'll poison you bit by bit until one fine day you wake up in the morning and realise the bugger consumed more than half of you. Come on, why on earth would you wanna concentrate your body mind and soul towards something that has not happen? and probably will never be.

Morale of the story is, be positive. It takes 2 to ermmm menari zapin so let it be, love your other half and never ever ever ever take your other half for granted.

You are a team and why on earth would you wanna sabotage your own life?

Duh






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Friday, October 01, 2010

a dog's life













woof woof- I know thats a cat so what?

Hello, I am Mot, I like you

woof woof

Like most of the puppies and dogs in the whole wide world, I have a master. As a matter a fact, I have a great master. She bathe me,feed me, shower me with tender loving care the whole TLC business. Oh! My master even bought me toys. I love my master till death. I know I did bite her quite a few time but Hey! That's love.

My master work in this thing the human called, and I quote "aeroplane". Seriously if you ask me? I really am not convinced that tons of metal can fly. "aeroplane" can fly...pfft yeah right. A few of my friends told me they flew in this aeroplane thing a few times. I seriously think their master must've feed them with expired Pedigree. You do know what Pedigree is right? It's food for god sake!!Where have you been?! Duh...

Usually my master put on her make up before she goes to work. She also put on this thing not too different from a Unicorn horn thing on her head but it is made of her own hair and it is not as sharp as the Unicorn's and its blunt. One very important thing to remember when master put on her a-la "blunt unicorn hair horn thing" is not to,and I repeat never ever, ever ever, ever ever ever mess it up. She said it is not funny. I did try once and... I don't think I wanna talk about it...

Oh and master said she wanna get preggy and she don't wanna work. Well I don't actually understand what work is but I bark anyway for moral support.

woof woof!!

something like that. You didn't get that? ok ok one more time

Woof Woof!! Got it? cool.

Master is always full of TLC when she goes to visit the flying metal thing but when she come back from work she's always full of stories and surprises.

After her flight, sometime she chat with me and sometime she rather be quiet. She told me of her tales operating the flying metal thing,which from now on we shall call it aeroplane. She told me of her "passengers" which actually are people that sit in the aeroplane to go from point A to point B and sometime to point C as well.

Once in a while if she is too tired, she won't be as lovey as I would want her to be but thats okay I know she is very tired and not in the mood to do anything. I have that feelings too after playing for the whole day.

It is actually, sometimes very tiring living as a dog you know. We dogs will love our master 5 fold over for every 1 time you human love us. That's what human says a ratio of 1 : 5 profit margin. Hey I watch Bloomberg too okay!! We dog are expected to be loyal, faithful and on our toes at all time. Sometime if my master like to play fetch, I have to obey even if I don't feel like it for the day but that's really okay cos I really love my master. I live by this one rule which is this,

If comes a day when you tell yourself eer I mean youdog, maybe I'll think about it later or maybe I'll do it later when it is regarding you master's wishes or comfort, you are taking your master for granted.

You should never, never ever, ever ever, break your doggy oath which is, you should never, never ever,ever ever stop loving your master.

Thats why, if you look around you, my kind, the doggy kind, will never leave their master. Even if their master kick em, beat em with a stick, forgot about them, sometime forgot to feed em, curse at them, a punching bag for master's martial art training, forgot about their comfort, sometime left us by the roadside thousand of miles away just to get rid of us, STILL we managed to find our way home. Rain or shine, cloudy or thunder banging...why?

Because we love you master, so much and we understand that giving so much love doesn't mean we will get back what we gave out.

woof woof

and you think your life is hard?

think again

woof

Sunday, September 05, 2010

5th

Hello bet!

It's 5th again. A year in 30 days

Happy anniversary !

God I love you


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